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Episode 1122 | |
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Such an enticing offer can only come from BM. | |
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Date Published | Tuesday, April 28, 2009 |
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Black Mage has hidden evil powers...
Cast Appearing[]
- Fighter McWarrior
- Black Mage Evilwizardington
- Red Mage Statscowski
- Thief
- Lich von Vampire
- Kary
- Jnn'efur
- Muffin
Setting[]
Script[]
Red Mage | It's simple. Thief, you'll steal their resolve. |
Thief | Easily done. |
Red Mage | Fighter, you'll use your swords to hurt them. |
Fighter | That's what swords are designed to do! |
Red Mage | That's...Yes, Fighter. Good. |
Red Mage | Meanwhile, I'll play the back field and take care of any holes in our offense or our defense. |
Thief | That's everyone. Let's rock. |
Black Mage | Oh, come on. |
Black Mage | You three know I'm the most powerful one here. I'll prove it. Choose one of them. |
Thief | We don't have time for this, BM. |
Black Mage | No, you know what? Forget it. I'll choose and I pick all of them. |
Fighter | Black Mage, you can't! |
Black Mage | (his eyes glow red) Oh, yes. I can. |
Black Mage | (approaches the fiends, emanating a dark aura) Hey, evil monsters. If you kill yourselves, then I won't have to do what I'm going to do. |
Muffin | I think we're gonna have to go with a big "No" on that one. |
Black Mage | (the aura grows stronger) Good. |