8-Bit Theater
Episode 1124
Yeah...it's self-explanatory.
Yeah...it's self-explanatory.
King Bad Ass of Evil Mountain
Date Published Tuesday, May 5, 2009
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Though evil, Black Mage is terrible with insults.

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Thief Okay.
Does anyone know what's going on?
Fighter Black Mage is defeating some monsters and it's not alarming or weird!
Thief By "anyone" I really meant "Red Mage and never Fighter."
Red Mage Y'know when I said I knew all the moves in the game?
Red Mage Well, I don't know what that was.
Black Mage That was me absorbing the evil from some of the most evil things alive.
Thief You can do that?
Black Mage Well, let's see,
I did it. Twice. So, yeah, I can.
Red Mage But why?
Black Mage What did you think I meant every time I said I was going to burn the world?
Red Mage Who cares?
Thief Yeah, you're a weiner.
You couldn't even burn a match.
Black Mage Yeah, well...
Black Mage Your face...is ugly.
Black Mage Shut up!
Thief Okay, but we didn't say anything.
Black Mage You were thinking it!
Red Mage Pretty hard.
Thief Oh, that's very true.
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