8-Bit Theater
Episode 1125
Ugh, Houston, we have a problem.
Ugh, Houston, we have a problem.
Date Published Thursday, May 7, 2009
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On no, not White Mage!

Cast Appearing[]



Black Mage Are you guys supercharged with the stolen essences of the most evil things in the world (including yourself, somehow)? Are you?
Black Mage No?
Black Mage Hey, look at all the crap I don't have to take from you jerks anymore.
Red Mage You think we're jerks?
Black Mage No, I think you're assholes.
I was trying to make your final moments a little nicer, jerk.
Thief Final moments, eh? We outnumber you.
Black Mage Maybe, but I can do anything...
...That can be expressed by gratuitous use of evil black energy tendrils.
Black Mage Like this!
Black Mage summons sharp, black tendrils out of himself...
Thief You already did that.
White Mage (stabbed by the tendrils) Hrk...
Red Mage That's new though.