Episode 112: Yet Another Dramatic Cliffhanger

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Episode 112
"accidentally" is one way of putting it.
Yet Another Dramatic Cliffhanger
Date Published	Tuesday, January 29th, 2002
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The Light Warriors prepare to ambush Garland.

Cast Appearing

• Red Mage Statscowski
• Black Mage Evilwizardington
• Fighter McWarrior
• Thief
• Garland
• Brian Clevinger

Setting

• Temple of Fiends - Dungeon

Script

Red Mage	All right everyone, Garland'll be here any moment. Places!
Red Mage, Fighter and Black Mage stand in that order while Thief stands on the ceiling.
Black Mage	What the hell is Thief doing?!
Thief	I'm a thief. We attack from the shadows.
Black Mage	Shadows I can understand. But you're on the roof.
Thief	You're one to talk.
Black Mage	What are you talking about?
Thief	You're supposed to open up this whole attack with a massive fireball spell, yet you're in the very back.
Black Mage	There went my plan to "accidentally" murder you fools.
Black Mage stands at the front of the line.
Black Mage	Look, just keep an eye out for Garland.
Thief	My highly attuned and super sensitive thief senses detect the distinctive clink-clank of Garland's armored boots heading this way!
Fighter takes out his two swords and the rest of the Light Warriors take an offensive stance. Three comic frames pass...
Black Mage	Where is he already? I'm starting to cramp up.
Thief	Be patient.
Garland	(from outside) Hey there, guys. I've got your food right here. Hold on while I unlock the door...
Garland walks in.
Garland	There's so much food, I can't fit the cart in here. Oh well, who got the pop corn?
Black Mage begins charging up a Hadoken spell. Cut to Brian Clevinger wearing an orange T-shirt with "A3" written on it.
Brian Clevinger	Stay tuned for the thrilling conclusion later this week!

Trivia

• The word sensitive was misspelled as "sensative".