|Pretty Obvious Really|
|Date Published||Thursday, May 28, 2009|
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It would be easier to feel sorry for Sarda if he weren't omnipotent.
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|Sarda||You leave nothing but death and horror in your wake.|
|Black Mage||That's not fair. Sometimes there's fire.|
|Sarda||You are a plague upon this land.|
One that I have watched claim life after life starting with the death of my parents.
|Red Mage||Dun, dun, dunnnnn.|
|Black Mage||Point of order:|
Furthermore, that's super impossible. You're like a million years old or something stupid.
But I started as this young man!
|Silence as they look at the Onion Kid|
|Red Mage||I don't know who that is.|
|Thief||All humans look alike.|
Which is to say ugly.
|Sarda||That is a child who watched you slaughter his parents.|
|Black Mage||Gonna have to be more specific.|
|Sarda||After you broke his mind with a glimpse into the dread lattice of black magic, you killed his foster family.|
Then his other foster family.
Then you destroyed his orphanage.
|Black Mage||Like, was this recently? Last week? A month ago?|
Help a guy out, will ya.
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