8-Bit Theater
Episode 1133
Issues...
Issues...
Pretty Obvious Really
Date Published Thursday, May 28, 2009
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It would be easier to feel sorry for Sarda if he weren't omnipotent.

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Sarda You leave nothing but death and horror in your wake.
Black Mage That's not fair. Sometimes there's fire.
Sarda You are a plague upon this land.
One that I have watched claim life after life starting with the death of my parents.
Red Mage Dun, dun, dunnnnn.
Black Mage Point of order:
Nah-uh!
Furthermore, that's super impossible. You're like a million years old or something stupid.
Sarda Billions.
But I started as this young man!
Silence as they look at the Onion Kid
Red Mage I don't know who that is.
Thief All humans look alike.
Which is to say ugly.
Sarda That is a child who watched you slaughter his parents.
Black Mage Gonna have to be more specific.
Sarda After you broke his mind with a glimpse into the dread lattice of black magic, you killed his foster family.
Then his other foster family.
Then you destroyed his orphanage.
Black Mage Like, was this recently? Last week? A month ago?
Help a guy out, will ya.
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