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| Episode 1133 | |
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| Issues... | |
| Pretty Obvious Really | |
| Date Published | Thursday, May 28, 2009 |
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It would be easier to feel sorry for Sarda if he weren't omnipotent.
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| Sarda | You leave nothing but death and horror in your wake. |
| Black Mage | That's not fair. Sometimes there's fire. |
| Sarda | You are a plague upon this land. One that I have watched claim life after life starting with the death of my parents. |
| Red Mage | Dun, dun, dunnnnn. |
| Black Mage | Point of order: Nah-uh! Furthermore, that's super impossible. You're like a million years old or something stupid. |
| Sarda | Billions. But I started as this young man! |
| Silence as they look at the Onion Kid | |
| Red Mage | I don't know who that is. |
| Thief | All humans look alike. Which is to say ugly. |
| Sarda | That is a child who watched you slaughter his parents. |
| Black Mage | Gonna have to be more specific. |
| Sarda | After you broke his mind with a glimpse into the dread lattice of black magic, you killed his foster family. Then his other foster family. Then you destroyed his orphanage. |
| Black Mage | Like, was this recently? Last week? A month ago? Help a guy out, will ya. |