| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 1134 | |
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| When it wasn't funny. | |
| Illustrative | |
| Date Published | Saturday, May 30, 2009 |
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Sarda is, in fact, even more sadistic than we realized.
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| Thief | Well, if this mad quest for revenge against Black Mage-- |
| Sarda | All of you. |
| Red Mage | But he's the one who did it! |
| Thief | We're innocent! Like loving foster parents. |
| Sarda | But you did nothing to stop him. |
| Red Mage | But we didn't help. |
| Thief | Sometimes. |
| Black Mage | Wait a second. If you hate us so much, then why'd you give us all those quests that just made us stronger than ever? |
| Sarda | Isn't it obvious? No, of course it's not, because this is where I have to explain it to you. It wasn't enough for me to destroy you. It would be too easy. By way of example... (Sarda attacks the Light Warriors with an magical explosion) See how easy that was? |
| Red Mage | I'm pretty sure it's impossible to feel pain from every distinct particle of my body, but here we are. Wow. |
| Sarda | I made you what you are today so you'd know exactly how insignificant you are when all that power fails to stop me from killing you. |
| Black Mage | That's messed up, Sarda. |
| Sarda | Oh? The thought of it kept me warm for billions of years. |