| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 1136 | |
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| I blame Player 2. | |
| That Is Not A Predictive Model | |
| Date Published | Thursday, June 4, 2009 |
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I think Black Mage's theory is shared by many of the readers.
Cast Appearing[]
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Script[]
| Red Mage | I don't get it. You hate us because we're allegedly-- |
| Thief | Thank you. |
| Red Mage | --Evil mass-murdering monsters, but we wouldn't have done even half that stuff had you not sent us up to better enjoy killing us for being the mass-murdering monsters you sent us out to become. |
| Sarda | And? |
| Red Mage | And isn't it then your fault that all the tragedies happened? |
| Sarda | It's my fault you people kill and cheat your way through your miserable lives? |
| Thief | killing and cheating is all we're good at. |
| Black Mage | And infighting. |
| Red Mage | I'm saying: you could have stopped us! |
| Sarda | No one can unmake the past. It already happened, there's no "undo". Similary, the future already happened. We just haven't reached it yet. |
| Black Mage | Okay, I have a theory. (Powering up) It's called: I never knew it was possible to care less about time travel. |
| Black Mage casts hadoken and aims it at Sarda. Red Mage, Fighter and Thief are blown back by the magical backdraft. | |
Trivia[]
- Brian calls this version of the hadoken the Helldoken.