|I blame Player 2.|
|That Is Not A Predictive Model|
|Date Published||Thursday, June 4, 2009|
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I think Black Mage's theory is shared by many of the readers.
|Red Mage||I don't get it.|
You hate us because we're allegedly--
|Red Mage||--Evil mass-murdering monsters, but we wouldn't have done even half that stuff had you not sent us up to better enjoy killing us for being the mass-murdering monsters you sent us out to become.|
|Red Mage||And isn't it then your fault that all the tragedies happened?|
|Sarda||It's my fault you people kill and cheat your way through your miserable lives?|
|Thief||killing and cheating is all we're good at.|
|Black Mage||And infighting.|
|Red Mage||I'm saying: you could have stopped us!|
|Sarda||No one can unmake the past.|
It already happened, there's no "undo".
Similary, the future already happened.
We just haven't reached it yet.
|Black Mage||Okay, I have a theory.|
(Powering up) It's called: I never knew it was possible to care less about time travel.
|Black Mage casts hadoken and aims it at Sarda. Red Mage, Fighter and Thief are blown back by the magical backdraft.|
- Brian calls this version of the hadoken the Helldoken.