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Episode 1138
Episode 1138
Sorry BM no can do.
Use Your Words
Date Published Tuesday, June 9, 2009
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Red Mage, you are an inspiration to "Jack"-talkers everywhere...

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Red MageWe have to put aside our hatred and overriding desire to destroy one another and work together!
ThiefThat's easy. Suppressing that stuff is the only way we've gotten through every single day since we met.
FighterBut guys, what about Black Mage? He's actually evil now, not just a misunderstood helper.
Red MageUh.
Black MageOh! Sarda was mind controlling me. Er. It was the mind control.
FighterHm, that doesn't seem logical.
Black MageMind control never does.
SardaSo, this is what it's like to be bored to death.
Black MageHey, it got us this far!
Red MageWait, this is perfect. The omnipotent jackass just jacked his own ass.
Black MageCan we have anyone else say whatever he's going to say, hm? Please?
Red MageNo. no. We couldn't beat old Sarda because he already knew what we'd do and how he'd counter it when he saw it all go down as young Sarda whom he just teleported!
Now that he doesn't know what's coming, we can jack his ass.
We'll jack it right off!
Black MageStop talking!
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