| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 1138 | |
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| Sorry BM no can do. | |
| Use Your Words | |
| Date Published | Tuesday, June 9, 2009 |
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Red Mage, you are an inspiration to "Jack"-talkers everywhere...
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| Red Mage | We have to put aside our hatred and overriding desire to destroy one another and work together! |
| Thief | That's easy. Suppressing that stuff is the only way we've gotten through every single day since we met. |
| Fighter | But guys, what about Black Mage? He's actually evil now, not just a misunderstood helper. |
| Red Mage | Uh. |
| Thief | Uh. |
| Black Mage | Oh! Sarda was mind controlling me. Er. It was the mind control. |
| Fighter | Hm, that doesn't seem logical. |
| Black Mage | Mind control never does. |
| Sarda | So, this is what it's like to be bored to death. |
| Black Mage | Hey, it got us this far! |
| Red Mage | Wait, this is perfect. The omnipotent jackass just jacked his own ass. |
| Black Mage | Can we have anyone else say whatever he's going to say, hm? Please? |
| Red Mage | No. no. We couldn't beat old Sarda because he already knew what we'd do and how he'd counter it when he saw it all go down as young Sarda whom he just teleported! Now that he doesn't know what's coming, we can jack his ass. We'll jack it right off! |
| Black Mage | Stop talking! |