8-Bit Theater | ||
Episode 113 | ||
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Yet Another Gag Based on An Anti-Climatic Moment | ||
Date Published | Thursday, January 31th, 2002 | |
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The Light Warriors (don't) kill Garland!
Contents
Cast Appearing[]
Setting[]
- Temple of Fiends - Dungeon
Script[]
Black Mage charges up his Hadoken spell, but it does nothing but sputter. | |
Black Mage | Er...
Oh yeah. I can only do one Hadoken per day. Damned level 9 spells. |
Garland | C'mon now guys. There snacks aren't going to eat themselves! Dig in! |
Black Mage | I'd feel bad about it, but it's Red Mage's fault since this was his dumb plan. |
Red Mage | Eheh. Yeah, you'd think I would've remembered that what with my super boosted intelligence and everything. Ahem, new plan. Thief, get 'im! |
Thief falls off the ceiling and hits the floor with a WHAM! | |
Thief | My arms got tired. |
Red Mage | Fighter! You're our only hope now! Our chances of victory rest squarely on your shoulders! Do you have the encumbrance rating to carry us to through the treacherous path of triumph! |
Fighter isn't there. | |
Red Mage | Fighter? |
Fighter re-enters the room with some popcorn. | |
Fighter | This popcorn is great! It's just buttery enough without going over board. |
Black Mage | We have clearly reached the point where only rampant and unchecked stabbing can save us. And my first act as self-appointed stabmaster is to slay my comrades. |
Trivia[]
- The word encumbrance was misspelled "encumberance".
- The title uses the word "climatic" in place of "climactic".