8-Bit Theater
Episode 113
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Yet Another Gag Based on An Anti-Climatic Moment
Date Published Thursday, January 31th, 2002
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The Light Warriors (don't) kill Garland!

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Black Mage charges up his Hadoken spell, but it does nothing but sputter.
Black MageEr...

Oh yeah. I can only do one Hadoken per day. Damned level 9 spells.

GarlandC'mon now guys. There snacks aren't going to eat themselves! Dig in!
Black MageI'd feel bad about it, but it's Red Mage's fault since this was his dumb plan.
Red MageEheh. Yeah, you'd think I would've remembered that what with my super boosted intelligence and everything. Ahem, new plan. Thief, get 'im!
Thief falls off the ceiling and hits the floor with a WHAM!
ThiefMy arms got tired.
Red MageFighter! You're our only hope now! Our chances of victory rest squarely on your shoulders! Do you have the encumbrance rating to carry us to through the treacherous path of triumph!
Fighter isn't there.
Red MageFighter?
Fighter re-enters the room with some popcorn.
FighterThis popcorn is great! It's just buttery enough without going over board.
Black MageWe have clearly reached the point where only rampant and unchecked stabbing can save us.
And my first act as self-appointed stabmaster is to slay my comrades.


  • The word encumbrance was misspelled "encumberance".
  • The title uses the word "climatic" in place of "climactic".
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