| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 1140 | |
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| Don't ask what you don't want to know. | |
| Where the sun don't shine | |
| Date Published | Saturday, June 13, 2009 |
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Just when you think this comic couldn't get any weirder...
Cast Appearing[]
Setting[]
- Temple of Fiends
- Red Mage's "A-hole"
Script[]
| Red Mage | It's not a plan anyone will like. |
| Black Mage | Nothing you have said or done has ever been anything anyone has liked. |
| Red Mage | You'll like this less. But first, uh Sarda! What is that behind you! |
| Sarda | Surely you must be kidding. |
| Red Mage | No! It's behind you and oh man you better look right now or-ooh! |
| Black Mage | This is your idea of a plan. |
| Sarda | (Turns around) I'm going to turn around and, oh look, there's nothing there. What a "surprise" that is, gosh. |
| Sarda | (Turns back to face the Light warriors who are gone now.) And then... I knew that would happen, but I'm mad about it anyway. |
| Elsewhere... | |
| Black Mage | Where in the hell are we? |
| Red Mage | My A-hole. |
| Black Mage | Goddammit, Red Mage... |