Episode 1141: How Deep Does The A-Hole Go?

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Episode 1141
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How Deep Does The A-Hole Go?
Date Published	Tuesday, June 16, 2009
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Red Mage explains, in his own little way, what his A-Hole is...

Cast Appearing

• Red Mage Statscowski
• Fighter McWarrior
• Thief
• Black Mage Evilwizardington

Setting

• Red Mage's "A-Hole"

Script

Red Mage	So deep are we (within my A-Hole) that Sarda will never find us no matter how thoroughly or how vigorously he probes. My A-Hole.
Black Mage	Can you say things without talking? Is that... Can we do that? Please?
Red Mage	What's wrong? All I'm saying is that we're deep, deep in my A-Hole.
Black Mage	Stop using that word!
Red Mage	O...kay.
Black Mage	Thank you.
Red Mage	Would you prefer me to say that we are in my B-Hole then? Either is accurate.
Black Mage	I'm...not sure what that could refer to, and it makes me worried.
Red Mage	Oh, it's quite simple, really. I put us within two portable holes while Sarda wasn't looking. The holes themselves then fell into each other, removing each from the universe entirely.
Red Mage	And now that we're outside Sarda's purview, I can divulge my greatest plan ever!
Black Mage	Spit it out so I can hate it properly.
Red Mage	I absorbed the contents of the Datasphere. I know how to destroy everything that will exist. That includes Sarda.