8-Bit Theater | |
Episode 1144 | |
Hate. Love. They both get siphoned into streams of destructive plasma anyway. | |
Pyrrhic For Some | |
Date Published | Thursday, June 25, 2009 |
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Well Black Mage, you should be proud they're using your final solution.
Cast Appearing[]
Setting[]
- Red Mage's "A-Hole"
Script[]
Red Mage | It won't be easy. |
Black Mage | Nothing that involves enduring you jerks for yet another five minutes is ever easy. |
Red Mage | It will require team work. |
Black Mage | We can do that. In theory. |
Red Mage | We've seen teamwork, anyway. |
Thief | Well I've heard of it. Not sure I understand the appeal. |
Red Mage | Let me put it another way. If we are to live long enough to destroy each other properly, we have to team up to destroy Sarda first. |
Thief | Ehhhhh... I guess. |
Red Mage | Okay. Step one: kill Black Mage. |
Black Mage | Point of order: what the hell! |
Red Mage | (Red Mage, Fighter and Thief all enter battle stances) Would you rather be killed by Sarda or your beloved friends? |
Black Mage | Neither! Also, I hate you guys. |
Red Mage | Hate is a kind of love. |