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Episode 1144
Hate. Love. They both get siphoned into streams of destructive plasma anyway.
Hate. Love. They both get siphoned into streams of destructive plasma anyway.
Pyrrhic For Some
Date Published Thursday, June 25, 2009
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Well Black Mage, you should be proud they're using your final solution.

Cast Appearing[]

Setting[]

  • Red Mage's "A-Hole"

Script[]

Red Mage It won't be easy.
Black Mage Nothing that involves enduring you jerks for yet another five minutes is ever easy.
Red Mage It will require team work.
Black Mage We can do that.
In theory.
Red Mage We've seen teamwork, anyway.
Thief Well I've heard of it.
Not sure I understand the appeal.
Red Mage Let me put it another way.
If we are to live long enough to destroy each other properly, we have to team up to destroy Sarda first.
Thief Ehhhhh...
I guess.
Red Mage Okay. Step one: kill Black Mage.
Black Mage Point of order: what the hell!
Red Mage (Red Mage, Fighter and Thief all enter battle stances) Would you rather be killed by Sarda or your beloved friends?
Black Mage Neither! Also, I hate you guys.
Red Mage Hate is a kind of love.