8-Bit Theater | |
Episode 1145 | |
There are few times you'll hear this from BM. | |
Dark Hearts and Coronets | |
Date Published | Saturday, June 27, 2009 |
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Stabbing an evil wizard through the heart: a common tabletop fantasy genre cliché.
Cast Appearing[]
Setting[]
- Red Mage's "A-Hole"
Script[]
Black Mage | You were just talking about how we need to work together! |
Red Mage | And now we're working together to kill you. |
Black Mage | Dammit, Fighter, I just tricked you into being friends again! |
Fighter | I'm sorry, I wasn't paying attention and then everyone was all action pose! What's up? |
Black Mage | They're trying to kill me! |
Fighter | (going to Black Mage's side) That's a shame. |
Red Mage | But we have a good reason! |
Fighter | (back to Red Mage's side) Sorry, Black Mage, but you heard the man. |
Black Mage | "A good reason" isn't a good reason at all! |
Red Mage | We need to use your heart. |
Black Mage | So do I! It moves my blood around. |
Red Mage | Not if we kill you! |
Black Mage | That's distressingly logical. |
Red Mage | You're a nexus of destructive force. And that's been amplified by the hate and evil you absorbed from your doppelganger and the fiends. At the center of it all is your heart: a mass of pure malevolence for all that lives. |
Black Mage | I've only been saying that for years now. |
Red Mage | Unleashing its power may be enough to destroy Sarda completely. |
Black Mage | Suddenly, living in your A-Hole forever doesn't seem so bad. |