|But does he guess right?|
|Date Published||Tuesday, 30 June 2009|
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Black Mage Evilwizardington is a wizard?!
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- Red Mage's "A-Hole"
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|Black Mage||I don't understand why this is happening to me!|
|Red Mage||Your heart, or more accurately the seething black mass of hate where your heart would be, is the most powerful destructive force we can access.|
Unfortunately for you, it's lodged in your chest.
|Black Mage||Put me down.|
We live in a ridiculous fantasy pastiche! Invasive, involuntary surgery can't be the only possible answer!
|Red Mage||Well, no. I guess not.|
If you could somehow channel those black magical energies into a kind of attack or "beam", that would work.
But you'd have to be a wizard to pull that off, pal.
I am a wizard!
|Red Mage||Are you sure?|
|Black Mage||It's in my goddamn name!|
|Thief||I thought your class change was clown-related, though.|
|Black Mage||Why does everyone say that!|
|Red Mage||Why do you dress like that and expect it to be otherwise?|
|Fighter||I think he sprung a leak.|
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