8-Bit Theater
Episode 1146
But does he guess right?
But does he guess right?
Different Approach
Date Published Tuesday, 30 June 2009
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Black Mage Evilwizardington is a wizard?!

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Black Mage I don't understand why this is happening to me!
Red Mage Your heart, or more accurately the seething black mass of hate where your heart would be, is the most powerful destructive force we can access.
Unfortunately for you, it's lodged in your chest.
Black Mage Put me down.
We live in a ridiculous fantasy pastiche! Invasive, involuntary surgery can't be the only possible answer!
Red Mage Well, no. I guess not.
If you could somehow channel those black magical energies into a kind of attack or "beam", that would work.
But you'd have to be a wizard to pull that off, pal.
Black Mage Fffffff
I am a wizard!
Red Mage Are you sure?
Black Mage It's in my goddamn name!
Thief I thought your class change was clown-related, though.
Black Mage Why does everyone say that!
Red Mage Why do you dress like that and expect it to be otherwise?
Black Mage Fffffff
Fighter I think he sprung a leak.
Black Mage fffffff
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