8-Bit Theater
Episode 1146
But does he guess right?
Different Approach
Date Published Tuesday, 30 June 2009
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Black Mage Evilwizardington is a wizard?!

Cast AppearingEdit



Black MageI don't understand why this is happening to me!
Red MageYour heart, or more accurately the seething black mass of hate where your heart would be, is the most powerful destructive force we can access.
Unfortunately for you, it's lodged in your chest.
Black MagePut me down.
We live in a ridiculous fantasy pastiche! Invasive, involuntary surgery can't be the only possible answer!
Red MageWell, no. I guess not.
If you could somehow channel those black magical energies into a kind of attack or "beam", that would work.
But you'd have to be a wizard to pull that off, pal.
Black MageFffffff
I am a wizard!
Red MageAre you sure?
Black MageIt's in my goddamn name!
ThiefI thought your class change was clown-related, though.
Black MageWhy does everyone say that!
Red MageWhy do you dress like that and expect it to be otherwise?
Black MageFffffff
FighterI think he sprung a leak.
Black Magefffffff
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