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Episode 1147
Episode 1147
If we say it enough times, it must be true!
The Big Plan
Date Published Thursday, 2 July 2009
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Nothing could definitely go wrong with their plan...Nothing.

Cast AppearingEdit



ThiefIt can't be as simple as shooting Sarda in the face with super-hate.
Red MageOh, it's not, Thief. Not by a long shot.
Red MageFirst, I'll use my enlightened understanding of all reality to attack Sarda with every spell at once and overwhelm his defenses.

Sarda will undoubtedly have many counterspells at the ready.

Therefore, Fighter will hang back with the casters to parry whatever is set off.
Thus giving Black Mage the opportunity to get a single shot off.
Red MageUnless he's really lying about being a wizard.
Black MageYou've seen me cast so many spells! Arghble!
Red MageOkay, if you insist. Fine, you're totally a wizard.
Black MageI know!
Red MageAnd, for the record, you're still against the plan where we kill you and take your heart out. Correct?
Black MageOh no, in retrospect I really think of course I'm still against it!
Red MageWell, in that case: Thief, you'll ninja your way to Sarda under the cover of apocalyptic thaumological fireworks and backstab his head clean off.
ThiefI'm not 100% on the anatomy of that, but I'll make it work.
Red MageAnd now that I've described the plan in full, nothing can possibly go wrong.
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