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Episode 1148
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Here is Red Mage taking the Pro-Anti-Sarda-Tactic. Next, counterpoint by Thief.
Here is Red Mage taking the Pro-Anti-Sarda-Tactic. Next, counterpoint by Thief.
Nearly Every Contingency
Date Published Saturday, 4 July 2009
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Egotistical Thief pokes holes on the most "perfect" plan. Idiot Fighter slices it open.

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Thief I have a concern about the plan.
Red Mage I am of an open mind and I am willing to hear criticism. Also: that's stupid and you're stupid.
Red Mage Go on.
Thief Well, ignoring the highly suspect part where Fighter can block ethereal energy...

And the more suspect part where you have to cast every spell at once...

And the grossly suspect part where I have to dodge explosions while I'm in them...

There's the most suspect part of all where Black Mage can hit what he wants to.
Black Mage I get eager.
Red Mage Doubting every step of the plan is no reason to doubt the plan itself.
Thief No, it's the best reason to doubt it.
Red Mage Look, so much can go wrong before the thing you're most worried about has a chance to go wrong that it's not even worth worrying about, is it?
Thief That's...what?
Red Mage So, let us forge ahead!
Thief But
Red Mage Sorry, can't hear you over the forging, Thief.
Fighter How do we get out of here?
Red Mage is speechless...
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