8-Bit Theater
Episode 114
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I Think the Light Warriors Are Confused
Date Published Tuesday, February 5th, 2002
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The Light Warriors eat their snacks, White Mage and her accomplice arrive at the temple and Garland gets a scolding.

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Fifteen minutes later...
Red Mage Okay, so the snacks were really good.
Thief They did make a tasty last meal.
Garland Oh, you guys. It was nothing. Now then, is there anything else I can do for ya?
Black Mage Well, now that you mention it...
Fighter DON'T KILL US! (Pssst! They're on their knees)
Red Mage
Black Mage
Thief
Garland I'm not going to kill you. Heh. Anyway, gotta go back to the control room.

See ya!

Garland leaves the dungeon.
Fighter Did you guys hear that?
Red Mage He said he wouldn't kill us.
Black Mage Know what this means?
Thief Yes!
Fighter HE'S GOING TO TORTURE US UNTIL WE BEG FOR DEATH!
Red Mage
Black Mage
Thief
Meanwhile outside the castle...
Black Belt Well, this is where their trail ends. Where could they have gotten off to?
White Mage If only there was a sign!
Black Belt and White Mage see the sign which Princess Sara tricked the Light Warriors into going inside the temple earlier.
White Mage Well. That'll do.
Cut to the War Room. The "Brian-Cam" shows Brian Clevinger with two large money bags.
Garland I don't see why you're making such a big deal out of this. They are our guests. It would be rude not to feed them.
Sara What part of this whole villain thing do you not understand?!
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