Episode 114: I Think the Light Warriors Are Confused

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Episode 114
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I Think the Light Warriors Are Confused
Date Published	Tuesday, February 5th, 2002
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The Light Warriors eat their snacks, White Mage and her accomplice arrive at the temple and Garland gets a scolding.

Cast Appearing

• Red Mage Statscowski
• Thief
• Fighter McWarrior
• Black Mage Evilwizardington
• Garland
• Black Belt
• White Mage
• "Evil" Princess Sara
• Brian Clevinger

Setting

• Temple of Fiends
  • Dungeon
  • Outside
  • War Room

Script

Fifteen minutes later...
Red Mage	Okay, so the snacks were really good.
Thief	They did make a tasty last meal.
Garland	Oh, you guys. It was nothing. Now then, is there anything else I can do for ya?
Black Mage	Well, now that you mention it...
Fighter	DON'T KILL US! (Pssst! They're on their knees)
Red Mage
Black Mage
Thief
Garland	I'm not going to kill you. Heh. Anyway, gotta go back to the control room. See ya!
Garland leaves the dungeon.
Fighter	Did you guys hear that?
Red Mage	He said he wouldn't kill us.
Black Mage	Know what this means?
Thief	Yes!
Fighter	HE'S GOING TO TORTURE US UNTIL WE BEG FOR DEATH!
Red Mage
Black Mage
Thief
Meanwhile outside the castle...
Black Belt	Well, this is where their trail ends. Where could they have gotten off to?
White Mage	If only there was a sign!
Black Belt and White Mage see the sign which Princess Sara tricked the Light Warriors into going inside the temple earlier.
White Mage	Well. That'll do.
Cut to the War Room. The "Brian-Cam" shows Brian Clevinger with two large money bags.
Garland	I don't see why you're making such a big deal out of this. They are our guests. It would be rude not to feed them.
Sara	What part of this whole villain thing do you not understand?!