8-Bit Theater
Episode 1150
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Stuck In The Middle With You
Date Published Thursday, July 9, 2009
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Black Mage thinks he can make a better plan than Red Mage. Can I say "unrealistic expectations"?

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Red Mage Okay, I've got it.
Red Mage We just need to make two portable holes.
Black Mage That'll be difficult due to the total lack of materials, but it's not technically impossible.
Red Mage And each one has to be the size of the universe.
Black Mage What?
Red Mage Then we drop the universe into one hole, and drop that hole into the other one, and then reality will be here!
Black Mage So, you want us to build a thing that's the size of everything using nothing.
Red Mage Yes.
Black Mage Twice.
Red Mage Yes.
Silence from Black Mage...
Black Mage That is quite literally the least practical plan put together by an allegedly thinking creature.
Red Mage It's so easy to criticize, isn't it.
Can you think of something better?
Black Mage Yes! By definition, anything I say will be better!
Red Mage What if you say three or more universe-sized holes? Hmmm?
Black Mage I won't.
Red Mage Well, go on, then.
Let's hear your idea, smart guy.
Silence, with Fighter suffocating on the ground...
Black Mage All I can think of is the damn three hole version! Argh!