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| Episode 1150 | ||
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| Stuck In The Middle With You | ||
| Date Published | Thursday, July 9, 2009 | |
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Black Mage thinks he can make a better plan than Red Mage. Can I say "unrealistic expectations"?
Cast Appearing[]
Setting[]
- Red Mage's A-Hole
Script[]
| Red Mage | Okay, I've got it. |
| Red Mage | We just need to make two portable holes. |
| Black Mage | That'll be difficult due to the total lack of materials, but it's not technically impossible. |
| Red Mage | And each one has to be the size of the universe. |
| Black Mage | What? |
| Red Mage | Then we drop the universe into one hole, and drop that hole into the other one, and then reality will be here! |
| Black Mage | So, you want us to build a thing that's the size of everything using nothing. |
| Red Mage | Yes. |
| Black Mage | Twice. |
| Red Mage | Yes. |
| Silence from Black Mage... | |
| Black Mage | That is quite literally the least practical plan put together by an allegedly thinking creature. |
| Red Mage | It's so easy to criticize, isn't it. Can you think of something better? |
| Black Mage | Yes! By definition, anything I say will be better! |
| Red Mage | What if you say three or more universe-sized holes? Hmmm? |
| Black Mage | I won't. |
| Red Mage | Well, go on, then. Let's hear your idea, smart guy. |
| Silence, with Fighter suffocating on the ground... | |
| Black Mage | All I can think of is the damn three hole version! Argh! |