8-Bit Theater | |
Episode 1152 | |
Garland fights fire with fire. | |
Not The Best Comeback | |
Date Published | Saturday, July 11, 2009 |
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The Dark Warriors incompetently haul out the Orbs while being caught by Sarda, while Red Mage makes up his own degrees.
Cast Appearing[]
Setting[]
- Temple of Fiends
- Red Mage's A-Hole
Script[]
Garland | There. We've got Orbs and we're all happy for them. |
Vilbert | I'm not. |
Drizz'l | And nobody cared. |
Sarda | Excuse me. |
Drizz'l | Scram, y'old buzzard. We've got the Orbs and all the loosely defined powers they confer, |
Sarda | That's adorable. Really. |
Garland | Oh, we'll show you adorable! |
Garland shows Sarda a picture of a cute little rabbit. | |
Sarda | Yes, you sure did. |
Meanwhile... | |
Red Mage | Trust me. Inverting all of reality into this null-zone is the best idea. I have two relevant degrees. |
Black Mage | (being handed a degree certificate by Red Mage) Escapology and, what's this...escaponomy? |
Red Mage | Yes. |
Black Mage | It's in your handwriting. |
Red Mage | Doesn't mean they're not degrees though! |