| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 1159 | |
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| FML | |
| Date Published | Thursday, August 6, 2009 |
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Black Mage suffers Red Mage's chatty syndrome.
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| Thief | Fine. If you're going to be a bunch of team-killing babies about it, I'll stick to the plan. |
| Red Mage | Great! |
| Thief | As far as you know. |
| Black Mage | I heard that! |
| Thief | I'm sorry. It's an elfish thing. Whispering treacherous omens is basically our accent. |
| Thief | I completely, seriously intend to do my part. To kill you all. |
| Red Mage | Oh, Black Mage. Stop gawking. It's just a speech impediment, not a second head growing out of his neck. |
| Black Mage | Telling the truth isn't a speech impediment, Red Mage. |
| Red Mage | But it kind of is with us. |
| Black Mage | Okay, yeah. But that's not the point! |
| Black Mage | He's saying one thing and then saying another thing and then he does, uh, one of the... Wait. |
| Black Mage | (scribbling on paper) Carry the six... |
| Black Mage | Of the things he says, one of which we're supposed to ignore, it's the thing he does. |
| Fighter | That was very nearly a sentence. |
| Black Mage | Fighter's riffing me off now? How did this become my life? Is this like prison? Do I have to shank a guy to get cred? |
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