8-Bit Theater
Episode 1159
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Date Published Thursday, August 6, 2009
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Black Mage suffers Red Mage's chatty syndrome.

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ThiefFine. If you're going to be a bunch of team-killing babies about it, I'll stick to the plan.
Red MageGreat!
ThiefAs far as you know.
Black MageI heard that!
ThiefI'm sorry. It's an elfish thing. Whispering treacherous omens is basically our accent.
ThiefI completely, seriously intend to do my part.

To kill you all.
Red MageOh, Black Mage. Stop gawking.
It's just a speech impediment, not a second head growing out of his neck.
Black MageTelling the truth isn't a speech impediment, Red Mage.
Red MageBut it kind of is with us.
Black MageOkay, yeah. But that's not the point!
Black MageHe's saying one thing and then saying another thing and then he does, uh, one of the...
Black Mage(scribbling on paper) Carry the six...
Black MageOf the things he says, one of which we're supposed to ignore, it's the thing he does.
FighterThat was very nearly a sentence.
Black MageFighter's riffing me off now?
How did this become my life?

Is this like prison? Do I have to shank a guy to get cred?
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