|Date Published||Thursday, August 6, 2009|
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Black Mage suffers Red Mage's chatty syndrome.
|Thief||Fine. If you're going to be a bunch of team-killing babies about it, I'll stick to the plan.|
|Thief||As far as you know.|
|Black Mage||I heard that!|
|Thief||I'm sorry. It's an elfish thing. Whispering treacherous omens is basically our accent.|
|Thief||I completely, seriously intend to do my part.|
To kill you all.
|Red Mage||Oh, Black Mage. Stop gawking.|
It's just a speech impediment, not a second head growing out of his neck.
|Black Mage||Telling the truth isn't a speech impediment, Red Mage.|
|Red Mage||But it kind of is with us.|
|Black Mage||Okay, yeah. But that's not the point!|
|Black Mage||He's saying one thing and then saying another thing and then he does, uh, one of the...|
|Black Mage||(scribbling on paper) Carry the six...|
|Black Mage||Of the things he says, one of which we're supposed to ignore, it's the thing he does.|
|Fighter||That was very nearly a sentence.|
|Black Mage||Fighter's riffing me off now?|
How did this become my life?
Is this like prison? Do I have to shank a guy to get cred?