8-Bit Theater
Episode 1167
Mmm, deep fried Light Warriors
Mmm, deep fried Light Warriors
What Goes Up
Date Published September 1st, 2009
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The Light Warriors learn how to fly without wings

Cast Appearing[]



The Light Warriors are being shot upward from the explosion of the Temple of Fiends
Black Mage Was that me? It was all a blur after and during the huge explosion.
Thief Maybe? I backstabbed someone in the middle of it, I know that.
Red Mage Hey, you're not super evil any more.
Black Mage What're you--Aww, WHAT?!
Thief No one cares.
Did the plan work?
Red Mage No one could've survived that, Thief.
Black Mage Point of Order: us.
Red Mage We're statistical outliers on the survivability curve.
Black Mage It's four for four! That's 100%! How is that an outlier?
Red Mage That the survival rate is technically 100% is what's so unlikely. Everyone else must have been killed, i.e. Sarda.
On the other hand, the aberrant nature of our survival may be more accurately understood as a wholly temporary condition of our direction.
Black Mage I suddenly favor the first, much more stupid interpretation.
Fighter If we can just dodge the ground, we'll be fine.
Black Mage (Over the smoldering ruins of the Temple of Fiends) Let us know how that works out for ya.