| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 1167 | |
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| Mmm, deep fried Light Warriors | |
| What Goes Up | |
| Date Published | September 1st, 2009 |
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The Light Warriors learn how to fly without wings
Cast Appearing[]
Setting[]
- Air above the Temple of Fiends
Script[]
| The Light Warriors are being shot upward from the explosion of the Temple of Fiends | |
| Black Mage | Was that me? It was all a blur after and during the huge explosion. |
| Thief | Maybe? I backstabbed someone in the middle of it, I know that. |
| Red Mage | Hey, you're not super evil any more. |
| Black Mage | What're you--Aww, WHAT?! |
| Thief | No one cares. Did the plan work? |
| Red Mage | No one could've survived that, Thief. |
| Black Mage | Point of Order: us. |
| Red Mage | We're statistical outliers on the survivability curve. |
| Black Mage | It's four for four! That's 100%! How is that an outlier? |
| Red Mage | That the survival rate is technically 100% is what's so unlikely. Everyone else must have been killed, i.e. Sarda. On the other hand, the aberrant nature of our survival may be more accurately understood as a wholly temporary condition of our direction. |
| Black Mage | I suddenly favor the first, much more stupid interpretation. |
| Fighter | If we can just dodge the ground, we'll be fine. |
| Black Mage | (Over the smoldering ruins of the Temple of Fiends) Let us know how that works out for ya. |