8-Bit Theater | ||
Episode 116 | ||
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The ol' Switcheroo! | ||
Date Published | Monday, February 11th, 2002 | |
Previous Comic | Episode 115: The Tides of War Are Upon Us! | |
Next Comic | Episode 117: Imps Aren't Nice | |
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The Forest Imps strike again!
Cast Appearing[]
- Garland
- "Evil" Princess Sara
- Forest Imps
- Black Mage Evilwizardington
- Fighter McWarrior
- Red Mage Statscowski
- Thief
Setting[]
Script[]
Close up to a poster on a wall showing kids swimming underwater. One of the kids is saying "Underwater squad of death, attack!". The writing below reads:-
Evil... Kids know how to do it. | |
Garland | Why are we stopping here? |
Sara | Hm? Oh, sorry. It's just that these posters of yours never cease to repulse me.
Anyway, let's get moving. Those Light Warriors need to be taught a lesson... in pain! |
Garland | Good evil line. |
Sara | Shut. Up. |
Garland | I'm still not so sure about this. Being a villain is all so new to me. |
Sara | There's nothing to worry about. Just follow these instructions. Okay? |
Sara gives Garland his speech. | |
Garland | Let's see here... "I, Garland, destroyer of souls, will be as an endless plague upon your lands..." Wow. This is really good stuff. |
Sara | Of course it is, you dolt. I wrote it. |
Garland | Man, those Light Warriors don't stand a chance! |
Several Forest Imps appear with a fake imp Speech. | |
Forest Imp | Hup hup hup! |
The Forest Imps switch Garland's speech with the fake imp speech. | |
Forest Imp | (out of frame) Keeheehee! |
Garland | Evil Princess Sara, didn't you see-- |
Sara | (out of frame) Quit dawdling and move it! |
Garland | I could've sworn... |
Sara | I can't wait to double cross that moron... |
Meanwhile, back in the guest dungeon, the Light Warriors are hatching a foolproof plan to escape! | |
Black Mage | ...So you see, by allowing me to kill you three, I'll be able to at least die with some dignity.
...And a smile. |