8-Bit Theater
Episode 1171
Dun dun dahh!
Dun dun dahh!
Threat Assessment
Date Published September 10th, 2009
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The Final Showdown?

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Red Mage I know we've got this whole murder pact thing going, but it may be more practical for us to divide the world into quadra-spheres.
Black Mage Explain.
Red Mage Well, if we fight one another to the death there's a good--
Red Mage Oh, darn it.
Black Mage Wow, one of Red Mage's complex plans didn't sork.
Were you surprised?
I was surprised.
Red Mage I don't know what could have gone wrong. The datasphere showed me exactly how to kill Sarda!
Sarda And you might have done it, had I not taken the power of the orbs.
Red Mage Ah.
That's a different thing.
Thief Okay, what can we do?
Red Mage Two things.
Red Mage One: hope Sarda had an inexplicable change of heart and he wants to be our bestest ever friend.
Sarda Not a prayer.
Sarda In fact, I didn't think it was possible, but now I hate you even more!
The super powered evil I absorbed from Black Mage Seems to be responsible.
Who knows what kind of sadistic and impossible stuff I'll do now.
Red Mage Two: kiss our own asses good-bye.
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