8-Bit Theater | |
Episode 1171 | |
Dun dun dahh! | |
Threat Assessment | |
Date Published | September 10th, 2009 |
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The Final Showdown?
Cast Appearing[]
Setting[]
- The forest near the Temple of Fiends
Script[]
Red Mage | I know we've got this whole murder pact thing going, but it may be more practical for us to divide the world into quadra-spheres. |
Black Mage | Explain. |
Red Mage | Well, if we fight one another to the death there's a good-- |
Red Mage | Oh, darn it. |
Black Mage | Wow, one of Red Mage's complex plans didn't sork. Were you surprised? I was surprised. |
Red Mage | I don't know what could have gone wrong. The datasphere showed me exactly how to kill Sarda! |
Sarda | And you might have done it, had I not taken the power of the orbs. |
Red Mage | Ah. That's a different thing. |
Thief | Okay, what can we do? |
Red Mage | Two things. |
Red Mage | One: hope Sarda had an inexplicable change of heart and he wants to be our bestest ever friend. |
Sarda | Not a prayer. |
Sarda | In fact, I didn't think it was possible, but now I hate you even more! The super powered evil I absorbed from Black Mage Seems to be responsible. Who knows what kind of sadistic and impossible stuff I'll do now. |
Red Mage | Two: kiss our own asses good-bye. |