8-Bit Theater
Episode 1173
Episode 1173
You're screwed
Oh, what's the worst that could happen?
Date Published September 17th, 2009
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Thief makes a point.

Cast AppearingEdit


  • The forest near the Temple of Fiends


Black MageI'm still confused on how we got so completely screwed.
Red MageThere was a minor SNAFU with my perfect plan to kill Sarda.
Red MageWe did the plan fine.
It was surgical precision, really.

But we weren't fighting Sarda. We were fighting Sarda hepped up on the Orbs.

Red MageInstead of annihilating him with Black Mage's super evil, it...uh...made him more powerful than ever.
My bad.
ThiefOkay, well, how do we defeat super double evil Sarda?
Red MageUh.
SardaBy all means, go ahead.
Red MageThe Datasphere had instructions on how to destroy everything that exists and everything that doesn't exist.
However, on the subject of things that couldn't exist, it was notably silent.
Red Mage(Points towards Sarda) Whatever Sarda is now, it's impossible.
ThiefPff, what could he possibly do?
Black MageOh...Please don't say that out loud.
ThiefNo, think about what he said.
We're Light Warriors, dammit.
ThiefI bet he can't hurt us any worse than we hurt each other every day.
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