8-Bit Theater
Episode 1173
You're screwed
You're screwed
Oh, what's the worst that could happen?
Date Published September 17th, 2009
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Thief makes a point.

Cast Appearing[]


  • The forest near the Temple of Fiends


Black Mage I'm still confused on how we got so completely screwed.
Red Mage There was a minor SNAFU with my perfect plan to kill Sarda.
Red Mage We did the plan fine.
It was surgical precision, really.

But we weren't fighting Sarda. We were fighting Sarda hepped up on the Orbs.

Red Mage Instead of annihilating him with Black Mage's super evil, it...uh...made him more powerful than ever.
My bad.
Thief Okay, well, how do we defeat super double evil Sarda?
Red Mage Uh.
Sarda By all means, go ahead.
Red Mage The Datasphere had instructions on how to destroy everything that exists and everything that doesn't exist.
However, on the subject of things that couldn't exist, it was notably silent.
Red Mage (Points towards Sarda) Whatever Sarda is now, it's impossible.
Thief Pff, what could he possibly do?
Black Mage Oh...Please don't say that out loud.
Thief No, think about what he said.
We're Light Warriors, dammit.
Thief I bet he can't hurt us any worse than we hurt each other every day.