| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 1173 | |
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| You're screwed | |
| Oh, what's the worst that could happen? | |
| Date Published | September 17th, 2009 |
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Thief makes a point.
Cast Appearing[]
Setting[]
- The forest near the Temple of Fiends
Script[]
| Black Mage | I'm still confused on how we got so completely screwed. |
| Red Mage | There was a minor SNAFU with my perfect plan to kill Sarda. |
| Red Mage | We did the plan fine. It was surgical precision, really. But we weren't fighting Sarda. We were fighting Sarda hepped up on the Orbs. |
| Red Mage | Instead of annihilating him with Black Mage's super evil, it...uh...made him more powerful than ever. My bad. |
| Thief | Okay, well, how do we defeat super double evil Sarda? |
| Red Mage | Uh. |
| Sarda | By all means, go ahead. |
| Red Mage | The Datasphere had instructions on how to destroy everything that exists and everything that doesn't exist. However, on the subject of things that couldn't exist, it was notably silent. |
| Red Mage | (Points towards Sarda) Whatever Sarda is now, it's impossible. |
| Thief | Pff, what could he possibly do? |
| Black Mage | Oh...Please don't say that out loud. |
| Thief | No, think about what he said. We're Light Warriors, dammit. |
| Thief | I bet he can't hurt us any worse than we hurt each other every day. |