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Episode 1175
This idea was Sarda-proof. Too bad it wasn't fool-proof.
This idea was Sarda-proof. Too bad it wasn't fool-proof.
The Best Revenge
Date Published September 22, 2009
Previous Comic Episode 1174: Oh, that's what.
Next Comic Episode 1176: A Dish Best Served Lukewarm
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Black Mage pretends to bluff....and fails.

Cast Appearing[]

Setting[]

  • The forest near the Temple of Fiends

Script[]

Black Mage Well, Sarda, you did it.
Black Mage You built us up, made us into warriors of legend.
Black Mage But now?
We're demoralized, de-leveled, and defeated.
And it was all you.
Black Mage Yes, your victory over us is so vast, so complete that killing us would be a waste of time.
Black Mage Letting us live out our natural lives in the lowly state we now find ourselves in would be the ultimate form of revenge.
Black Mage Yessir. Long lives of misery.
Now that's a revenge worth waiting billions of years to exact. Yup.
Black Mage Isn't that right, guys?
Red Mage I dunno. Seems to me you wait that long, you want to see some blood.
Black Mage's eyes shrink.
Black Mage Ahahaha!
Black Mage (to Red Mage) Shut.
Up.
Black Mage (leering menacingly at Red Mage) Ahahaha!
Gut you myself.
Black Mage Ahahaha!
He's joking, of course.
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