| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 1175 | |
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| This idea was Sarda-proof. Too bad it wasn't fool-proof. | |
| The Best Revenge | |
| Date Published | September 22, 2009 |
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Black Mage pretends to bluff....and fails.
Cast Appearing[]
Setting[]
- The forest near the Temple of Fiends
Script[]
| Black Mage | Well, Sarda, you did it. |
| Black Mage | You built us up, made us into warriors of legend. |
| Black Mage | But now? We're demoralized, de-leveled, and defeated. And it was all you. |
| Black Mage | Yes, your victory over us is so vast, so complete that killing us would be a waste of time. |
| Black Mage | Letting us live out our natural lives in the lowly state we now find ourselves in would be the ultimate form of revenge. |
| Black Mage | Yessir. Long lives of misery. Now that's a revenge worth waiting billions of years to exact. Yup. |
| Black Mage | Isn't that right, guys? |
| Red Mage | I dunno. Seems to me you wait that long, you want to see some blood. |
| Black Mage's eyes shrink. | |
| Black Mage | Ahahaha! |
| Black Mage | (to Red Mage) Shut. Up. |
| Black Mage | (leering menacingly at Red Mage) Ahahaha! Gut you myself. |
| Black Mage | Ahahaha! He's joking, of course. |