8-Bit Theater
Episode 1177
You are all going to die.
You are all going to die.
Oh, it's probably nothing
Date Published September 26th, 2009
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And so the Light Warriors are free to go. Sorta.

Cast Appearing[]


  • The forest near the Temple of Fiends


Red Mage I wish he'd stop making incredibly painful points with our corpses.
Sarda Oh, I'm done with you. For now, anyway.
Black Mage We're free?
Sarda Yes.
Sarda You're free to live...
Sarda That is, until I get kinda bored and maybe turn you into a inert gas.
Or destroy you so utterly that even the idea of you is eradicated forever.
Or, I dunno, maybe turn off your lungs every so often.
Sarda Y'know, endless, random, magical torture, etcetera.
Black Mage So, we are free to live lives of aimless dread from which we'll never escape?
Where any moment may be filled with a thousand horrid agonies?
Where we are doomed to forever suffer for our many sins?
Sarda Yup. Go live like crazy.
Red Mage Any fate we can walk into because we're not dead is a better one than we had ten minutes ago.
A RRRUMMBLE comes from Sarda and he shakes.
Black Mage Unrelated:
Anyone else hear that?