8-Bit Theater
Episode 117
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Imps Aren't Nice
Date Published Wednesday, February 13th, 2002
Previous Comic Episode 116: The ol' Switcheroo!
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Garland prepares to say his evil speech.

Cast Appearing[]



Garland and Sara enter the dungeon.
Thief If I double cross my comrades, maybe I can live.
Red Mage I told you we should've leveled up first!
Fighter Garland! At last we meet! Again. Er, wait...
Black Mage Just make it quick.
Garland (thinking) Okay, Garland. This is it. This is your chance to shine. This is your moment in the Sun. Er, wait, shouldn't it be 'my moment in the dark' since I'm evil...
Anyway, just don't screw this up. All you've got to do is read from your script.

I'll just open up the ol' scroll here and...

The scroll reads:-

Imp Fake Speech
by Impish McImp
all work and no
play makes
Garland a

Below the speech is a picture of four Forest Imps and a scared Garland.

Sara Well!
Garland But Sara, this isn't what you--
Sara Just do it already!
Garland faces the Light Warriors.
Garland Um...

So. Uh... eheh. I... you.

Black Mage Cough!
Garland (whilst reading the script) Why would they draw that?