Editing Episode 1185: Paradox

{{Episodes
 |Episode=Episode 1185
 |Title=Paradox
 |Number=1183
 |Image=Episode 1185.png
 |Size=200px
 |Caption=At least this time paradox makes more sense
 |Date=Wednesday, October 17<sup>th</sup>, 2009
 |Previous=Episode 1184: Other Options
 |Next=Episode 1186: More Or Less Timeless
 |Link=http://www.nuklearpower.com/2009/10/17/episode-1185-paradox/
 }}
'''The Light Warriors have created a time paradox!'''
==Cast Appearing==
*[[Thief]][[Category:Thief Appearances]]
*[[Red Mage Statscowski]][[Category:Red Mage Statscowski Appearances]]
*[[Black Mage Evilwizardington]][[Category:Black Mage Evilwizardington Appearances]]
*[[Fighter McWarrior]][[Category:Fighter McWarrior Appearances]]
*<s>[[Sarda]]</s> [[Chaos]][[Category:Chaos Appearances]]
==Setting==
*The forest near the Temple of Fiends
==Script==
{{Script}}
{{Red Mage|Wait a second!}}
{{Red Mage|We've nothing to fear!}}
{{Black Mage|Is it because we're so beyond screwed that fearing it is a waste of our doomed time?}}
{{Red Mage|No, it's because Chaos already lost!}}
{{Black Mage|Uh, is this based on the exact opposite of all available evidence?}}
{{Red Mage|No. It's based on the '''opposite''' of that.<br>We know Chaos can't win because it would end everything, get it?!}}
{{Black Mage|Yes. That's the thing that will kill us.<br>Welcome to five minutes ago.}}
{{Red Mage|No, no. See, there'd be not future, so Kid Sarda won't grow up into '''Jackass''' Sarda and go back in time where he (and we) accidentally bring Chaos into reality to destroy it.}}
{{Black Mage|Okay, '''and?'''}}
{{Red Mage|'''And''' we know how the future happens because we know how the '''past''' happened so we already know Chaos doesn't win!}}
{{Chaos|Oh, boo hoo, I better not create a temporal paradox!}}
{{Chaos|That'd be '''terrible'''.}}
{{Chaos|I would '''hate''' it if everything was destroyed exactly the way I want to destroy everything.}}
|}

==Trivia==
*This comic was released on Saturday rather then on Thursday as Brian's cat Kurt was sick.
*The temporal time paradox here references the one from the original [[w:c:Final Fantasy|Final Fantasy]].
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