| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 1185 | |
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| At least this time paradox makes more sense | |
| Paradox | |
| Date Published | Wednesday, October 17th, 2009 |
| Previous Comic | Episode 1184: Other Options |
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The Light Warriors have created a time paradox!
Cast Appearing
Setting
- The forest near the Temple of Fiends
Script
| Red Mage | Wait a second! |
| Red Mage | We've nothing to fear! |
| Black Mage | Is it because we're so beyond screwed that fearing it is a waste of our doomed time? |
| Red Mage | No, it's because Chaos already lost! |
| Black Mage | Uh, is this based on the exact opposite of all available evidence? |
| Red Mage | No. It's based on the opposite of that. We know Chaos can't win because it would end everything, get it?! |
| Black Mage | Yes. That's the thing that will kill us. Welcome to five minutes ago. |
| Red Mage | No, no. See, there'd be not future, so Kid Sarda won't grow up into Jackass Sarda and go back in time where he (and we) accidentally bring Chaos into reality to destroy it. |
| Black Mage | Okay, and? |
| Red Mage | And we know how the future happens because we know how the past happened so we already know Chaos doesn't win! |
| Chaos | Oh, boo hoo, I better not create a temporal paradox! |
| Chaos | That'd be terrible. |
| Chaos | I would hate it if everything was destroyed exactly the way I want to destroy everything. |
Trivia
- This comic was released on Saturday rather then on Thursday as Brian's cat Kurt was sick.
- The temporal time paradox here references the one from the original Final Fantasy.