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Episode 1186
Episode 1186
Black Mage would of course know
More Or Less Timeless
Date Published Tuesday, October 20th, 2009
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Red Mage has a plan. Again.

Cast AppearingEdit


  • The forest near the Temple of Fiends


Red MageI've got it.
Black MageI've had it.
With you. And talking. Shut up..
Red MageI can fix all of this.
Black MageOhhh, no you don't.
Black MageIf I have to listen to one more of your word salads in the guise of a plan, I will kill myself so hard it will you instead.
Red MageNo, no, no. This is so stupid it's completely foolproof.
Black MageThat's not how stupid works!
Black MageThere's a critical mass of stupidity beyond which no additional amount of stupid will improve your chances for success!
Red Mage disappears.
Black MageWhere'd he go?
Red Mage…which I figure is fine since time is meaningless to you.
ChaosYes, you may do this thing.
Red MageScore.
ChaosAnd take as long as you like.
ChaosAs long as it takes no more than 24 of your Earth hours.
Red MageBut you said--
ChaosI'm Chaos!
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