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Episode 1186
Black Mage would of course know
Black Mage would of course know
More Or Less Timeless
Date Published Tuesday, October 20th, 2009
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Red Mage has a plan. Again.

Cast Appearing[]


  • The forest near the Temple of Fiends


Red Mage I've got it.
Black Mage I've had it.
With you. And talking. Shut up..
Red Mage I can fix all of this.
Black Mage Ohhh, no you don't.
Black Mage If I have to listen to one more of your word salads in the guise of a plan, I will kill myself so hard it will you instead.
Red Mage No, no, no. This is so stupid it's completely foolproof.
Black Mage That's not how stupid works!
Black Mage There's a critical mass of stupidity beyond which no additional amount of stupid will improve your chances for success!
Red Mage disappears.
Black Mage Where'd he go?
Red Mage …which I figure is fine since time is meaningless to you.
Chaos Yes, you may do this thing.
Red Mage Score.
Chaos And take as long as you like.
Chaos As long as it takes no more than 24 of your Earth hours.
Red Mage But you said--
Chaos I'm Chaos!