8-Bit Theater | |
Episode 1186 | |
Black Mage would of course know | |
More Or Less Timeless | |
Date Published | Tuesday, October 20th, 2009 |
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Red Mage has a plan. Again.
Cast Appearing[]
Setting[]
- The forest near the Temple of Fiends
Script[]
Red Mage | I've got it. |
Black Mage | I've had it. With you. And talking. Shut up.. |
Red Mage | I can fix all of this. |
Black Mage | Ohhh, no you don't. |
Black Mage | If I have to listen to one more of your word salads in the guise of a plan, I will kill myself so hard it will you instead. |
Red Mage | No, no, no. This is so stupid it's completely foolproof. |
Black Mage | That's not how stupid works! |
Black Mage | There's a critical mass of stupidity beyond which no additional amount of stupid will improve your chances for success! |
Red Mage disappears. | |
Black Mage | Where'd he go? |
Red Mage | …which I figure is fine since time is meaningless to you. |
Chaos | Yes, you may do this thing. |
Red Mage | Score. |
Chaos | And take as long as you like. |
Chaos | As long as it takes no more than 24 of your Earth hours. |
Red Mage | But you said-- |
Chaos | I'm Chaos! |