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Episode 1187
All four of them!
All four of them!
Team-Building Exercise ‘99
Date Published Thursday, October 22th, 2009
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Red Mage's play goes awry. Again.

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Setting[edit | edit source]

  • The forest near the Temple of Fiends

Script[edit | edit source]

Black Mage What did you do?
Red Mage I bought us some time. It just worked out to be slightly less time than I had hoped.
Red Mage The idea was that we could delay the final battle until we leveled back up, when actually we'd just ignore Chaos until the heat death of the universe.
And then, y'know, not our problem.
Red Mage But then he argued me down from infinity to 24 hours.
Black Mage That's less than ideal.
Red Mage He had a better bargaining position since he's all-powerful.
Black Mage Excuses, excuses.
Thief Our time would be better spent not arguing with one another for once.
Black Mage Name one thing teamwork ever accomplished.
Red Mage Civilization.
Black Mage Name one good thing.
Thief The banking system that empowers me with wealth beyond imaging even as it starves you.
Red Mage How is that a good thing?!
Thief For me.
Black Mage Oh, fine. Let's work together.
At the very least we'll prove it's a bad idea.
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