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| Episode 1187 | |
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| All four of them! | |
| Team-Building Exercise ‘99 | |
| Date Published | Thursday, October 22th, 2009 |
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Red Mage's play goes awry. Again.
Cast Appearing[]
Setting[]
- The forest near the Temple of Fiends
Script[]
| Black Mage | What did you do? |
| Red Mage | I bought us some time. It just worked out to be slightly less time than I had hoped. |
| Red Mage | The idea was that we could delay the final battle until we leveled back up, when actually we'd just ignore Chaos until the heat death of the universe. And then, y'know, not our problem. |
| Red Mage | But then he argued me down from infinity to 24 hours. |
| Black Mage | That's less than ideal. |
| Red Mage | He had a better bargaining position since he's all-powerful. |
| Black Mage | Excuses, excuses. |
| Thief | Our time would be better spent not arguing with one another for once. |
| Black Mage | Name one thing teamwork ever accomplished. |
| Red Mage | Civilization. |
| Black Mage | Name one good thing. |
| Thief | The banking system that empowers me with wealth beyond imaging even as it starves you. |
| Red Mage | How is that a good thing?! |
| Thief | For me. |
| Black Mage | Oh, fine. Let's work together. At the very least we'll prove it's a bad idea. |