8-Bit Theater
Episode 1188
Ah, the classic ingredient to RPGs
Ah, the classic ingredient to RPGs
The Mark
Date Published Saturday, October 24th, 2009
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Thief thieves someone. Again.

Cast Appearing[]


  • A city


Red Mage We just need to hit some quests.
Collect 10 Razorhorn Goat pelts or whatever.
Red Mage Something quickly, easy, and farmable.
Black Mage You don't farm goats.
Red Mage They're on a farm, though.
Thief Shut up. D'you smell that? It's the sound of opportunity.
Gullible Man Ouch! I've suffered an injure so trivial I'll take time to explain it: I stubbed my toe on a bag of my own gil
Thief Oh, no! That sounds like it has a small but maybe huge chance of turning fatal suddenly.
Gullible Man Oh, no!
Thief But don't worry, I have just the thing for you!
Thief It's a reprehensibly expensive cure. Er, a miracle cure!
Gullible Man What, like Faery Wings?
Thief Like those, yes.
Gullible Man I would pay handsomely for a cure such as that!
Red Mage Perfect!
We can injure other people and cure them with the same wings every time!
Thief Great, hand over the money and we'll get back to you in a week or seven.
Gullible Man Yes, the money is yours just as soon as you deliver the wings to me.