| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 1188 | |
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| Ah, the classic ingredient to RPGs | |
| The Mark | |
| Date Published | Saturday, October 24th, 2009 |
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Thief thieves someone. Again.
Cast Appearing[]
- Thief
- Red Mage Statscowski
- Black Mage Evilwizardington
- A gullible man
Setting[]
- A city
Script[]
| Red Mage | We just need to hit some quests. Collect 10 Razorhorn Goat pelts or whatever. |
| Red Mage | Something quickly, easy, and farmable. |
| Black Mage | You don't farm goats. |
| Red Mage | They're on a farm, though. |
| Thief | Shut up. D'you smell that? It's the sound of opportunity. |
| Gullible Man | Ouch! I've suffered an injure so trivial I'll take time to explain it: I stubbed my toe on a bag of my own gil |
| Thief | Oh, no! That sounds like it has a small but maybe huge chance of turning fatal suddenly. |
| Gullible Man | Oh, no! |
| Thief | But don't worry, I have just the thing for you! |
| Thief | It's a reprehensibly expensive cure. Er, a miracle cure! |
| Gullible Man | What, like Faery Wings? |
| Thief | Like those, yes. |
| Gullible Man | I would pay handsomely for a cure such as that! |
| Red Mage | Perfect! We can injure other people and cure them with the same wings every time! |
| Thief | Great, hand over the money and we'll get back to you in a week or seven. |
| Gullible Man | Yes, the money is yours just as soon as you deliver the wings to me. |