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Episode 1188
Episode 1188
Ah, the classic ingredient to RPGs
The Mark
Date Published Saturday, October 24th, 2009
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Thief thieves someone. Again.

Cast AppearingEdit


  • A city


Red MageWe just need to hit some quests.
Collect 10 Razorhorn Goat pelts or whatever.
Red MageSomething quickly, easy, and farmable.
Black MageYou don't farm goats.
Red MageThey're on a farm, though.
ThiefShut up. D'you smell that? It's the sound of opportunity.
Gullible ManOuch! I've suffered an injure so trivial I'll take time to explain it: I stubbed my toe on a bag of my own gil
ThiefOh, no! That sounds like it has a small but maybe huge chance of turning fatal suddenly.
Gullible ManOh, no!
ThiefBut don't worry, I have just the thing for you!
ThiefIt's a reprehensibly expensive cure. Er, a miracle cure!
Gullible ManWhat, like Faery Wings?
ThiefLike those, yes.
Gullible ManI would pay handsomely for a cure such as that!
Red MagePerfect!
We can injure other people and cure them with the same wings every time!
ThiefGreat, hand over the money and we'll get back to you in a week or seven.
Gullible ManYes, the money is yours just as soon as you deliver the wings to me.
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