|Ah, the classic ingredient to RPGs|
|Date Published||Saturday, October 24th, 2009|
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Thief thieves someone. Again.
- A city
|Red Mage||We just need to hit some quests.|
Collect 10 Razorhorn Goat pelts or whatever.
|Red Mage||Something quickly, easy, and farmable.|
|Black Mage||You don't farm goats.|
|Red Mage||They're on a farm, though.|
|Thief||Shut up. D'you smell that? It's the sound of opportunity.|
|Gullible Man||Ouch! I've suffered an injure so trivial I'll take time to explain it: I stubbed my toe on a bag of my own gil|
|Thief||Oh, no! That sounds like it has a small but maybe huge chance of turning fatal suddenly.|
|Gullible Man||Oh, no!|
|Thief||But don't worry, I have just the thing for you!|
|Thief||It's a reprehensibly expensive cure. Er, a miracle cure!|
|Gullible Man||What, like Faery Wings?|
|Thief||Like those, yes.|
|Gullible Man||I would pay handsomely for a cure such as that!|
We can injure other people and cure them with the same wings every time!
|Thief||Great, hand over the money and we'll get back to you in a week or seven.|
|Gullible Man||Yes, the money is yours just as soon as you deliver the wings to me.|
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