| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 118 | |
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| A speech rivalling George W. Bush's soundbites | |
| You Knew He'd Say It | |
| Date Published | Saturday, February 16th, 2002 |
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Garland brings the house down.
Cast Appearing[]
- Garland
- Thief
- Red Mage Statscowski
- Fighter McWarrior
- Black Mage Evilwizardington
- "Evil" Princess Sara
Setting[]
- Temple of Fiends - Dungeon
Script[]
| Garland | Okay. There's no need to panic. I'll just have to improv something.
Something so evil, so vile, so mean that the Light Warriors will give up without a fight. |
| Sara | What is taking so long! |
| Black Mage | I'm tired of being frozen in terror. |
| Fighter | Yeah. He should hurry up and kill us. |
| Garland | I, Garland, will uh... knock you all down! |
| Sara | Why me? |
| After a brief pause, the Light Warriors fall on the floor laughing. | |
| Thief | BWA HAHA HAHAHAHA! |
| Red Mage | |
| Fighter | |
| Black Mage | |
| Cut to Garland and Sara while the Light Warriors continue laughing. | |
| Garland | That went even better than I could've dreamed! |
| Sara | What are you talking about?! |
| Garland | Isn't it obvious? My speech was so evil that it snapped their minds like little brittle twigs! |
| Sara | The only thing that has snapped around here lately is my patience! |
| A Forest Imp, drops down using a bungee. | |
| Sara | (out of frame) I want to know how you screwed this up, Garland. Give me that speech now! |
| The Forest Imp switches the Imp Fake Speech with the real speech. | |
| Garland | (with the real speech) Considering the contents of this paper right here in my hands, I think you'll find my speech a work of absolute genius! |
Trivia[]
- Garland's line "I, Garland, will knock you all down!" is a famous speech spoken by Garland in Final Fantasy. Garland utters the phrase to the Light Warriors before engaging them.