| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 1190 | |
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| This could probably be the catchphrase for the Warriors of Light | |
| The Most Complete Quest Ever | |
| Date Published | November 12th 2009 |
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<insert victory fanfare here>
Cast Appearing[]
Setting[]
- A city
Script[]
| Thief | Here ya go. One miracle cure in the form of Faerie Wings. Ta-da! |
| Gullible Man | Looks a bit baby to me. |
| Thief | Don't be stupid and ugly. Of course it's a Faerie. It's got wings. |
| Gullible Man | How do I know you didn't just steal a baby and glue Faerie Wings to it? |
| Thief | If we already had a real Faerie, then why would we tear its wings off only to glue them on a baby that we'd have to steal? |
| Black Mage | To inflict the most harm in the least time, duh. |
| Thief | Shut. Up. |
| Thief | Look, do you want to be miracle cured or what? |
| Gullible Man | Actually, my toe doesn't hurt any more, so I don't need to be cur-- |
| Red Mage | (Drops the baby in the man's head) Ah! You touched it, that counts! That totally counts! Quest Complete! |
| Thief | Payment accepted. Scatter! |
| Thief steals the money and the Light Warriors flee. | |
| Gullible Man | Wait, my money! Come back! |
| Gullible Man | (As the Light Warrior run away) Your Faerie shat itself! |