8-Bit Theater | |
Episode 1192 | |
Fighter comes back after a long hibernation | |
Closure | |
Date Published | November 16th 2009 |
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Another quest scored by the Light Warriors.
Cast Appearing[]
- Thief
- Red Mage Statscowski
- Black Mage Evilwizardington
- Fighter McWarrior
- The gullible old man
- A mother
- The baby dressed as a Faerie
- Guards
Setting[]
- A city
Script[]
Black Mage | I don't see how we can find enough babies, Faeries, or trivial injuries to pull this off in the time allotted. |
Black Mage | I like the plan - because I hate babies, Faeries, and people - but it's not looking good for us. |
Red Mage | Maybe we're trying too hard. |
Thief | We've never done that and you goddamn know it. |
Red Mage | Well, yeah. But I mean, maybe we can't make our own quests. We have to find them out there in the world. Roaming free, pure, beautiful. |
Black Mage shoots a look to Thief. | |
Black Mage | That got a little weird at the end. |
Fighter | Guys, guys, guys! I did a good thing! I found a quest. |
Red Mage | Fantastic! |
Fighter | All we have to do is help this lady find her baby and kill the terrible people who took it from her! |
Red Mage and Black Mage look down | |
Red Mage | Awkward. |
Thief | No, I have an idea. |
And so… | |
Guard | Sir, is that your baby? |
Gullible Man | It most certainly is not. |
The Guard skewers the man while the mother walks away with her baby. | |
Red Mage | (While high-fiving Black Mage and Thief) Quest complete! |