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Episode 1193
It's not like the Light Warriors haven't crushed mortally wounded people before
It's not like the Light Warriors haven't crushed mortally wounded people before
Altruism
Date Published November 18th 2009
Previous Comic Episode 1192: Closure
Next Comic Episode 1194: The Importance of Teamwork
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Thief recaps their journey.

Cast Appearing[]

Setting[]

  • A city

Script[]

Thief This damn town can't be tapped out of quests yet.
Fighter There's that mortally wounded guy. I bet he needs help.
Thief (While standing on the mortally wounded guy) Who?
Fighter (Looking down) The guy you're standing on.
Gullible Man GHK
Thief No, he's fine. How'd this happen to us?
Black Mage Well, techically, I think we happened to him.
Thief No, I mean this scrounging for quests.
We were kings of a city!
Melmond or something. I don't know.
All human mud towns look alike.
Crappy.
Thief We ran the town from its vast criminal underground to its guards.
Red Mage Yeah, for like, fifteen minutes.
Black Mage You're right. Turning that town into a smoking hole was one of the coolest things I've ever done.
Thief Look at us now.
Thief We're not even fit to murder a hobo.
How are we going to save aristocracy from the poor?
Red Mage You mean "the world from destruction".
Thief That's what I said.
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