| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 1193 | |
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| It's not like the Light Warriors haven't crushed mortally wounded people before | |
| Altruism | |
| Date Published | November 18th 2009 |
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Thief recaps their journey.
Cast Appearing[]
- Thief
- Red Mage Statscowski
- Black Mage Evilwizardington
- Fighter McWarrior
- The gullible old man
Setting[]
- A city
Script[]
| Thief | This damn town can't be tapped out of quests yet. |
| Fighter | There's that mortally wounded guy. I bet he needs help. |
| Thief | (While standing on the mortally wounded guy) Who? |
| Fighter | (Looking down) The guy you're standing on. |
| Gullible Man | GHK |
| Thief | No, he's fine. How'd this happen to us? |
| Black Mage | Well, techically, I think we happened to him. |
| Thief | No, I mean this scrounging for quests. We were kings of a city! Melmond or something. I don't know. All human mud towns look alike. Crappy. |
| Thief | We ran the town from its vast criminal underground to its guards. |
| Red Mage | Yeah, for like, fifteen minutes. |
| Black Mage | You're right. Turning that town into a smoking hole was one of the coolest things I've ever done. |
| Thief | Look at us now. |
| Thief | We're not even fit to murder a hobo. How are we going to save aristocracy from the poor? |
| Red Mage | You mean "the world from destruction". |
| Thief | That's what I said. |