8-Bit Theater | |
Episode 1195 | |
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Money makes the world go 'round! | |
Equipped for the Job | |
Date Published | November 24th 2009 |
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The Light Warriors set off on their quest to buy stuff.
Cast Appearing[]
Setting[]
- A city
Script[]
Red Mage | Guys, we're going about this all wrong! |
Black Mage | So, par for the course. |
Red Mage | We don't need to level up! |
Thief | Because it's a ridiculous fantasy? |
Red Mage | No, the designers never imagined that low-level characters would have access to vast, vast, fortunes! |
Red Mage | We can just buy the best equipment and be as powerful as ever! |
Thief | What vast fortune are we taking about? |
Red Mage | Y'know. From our adventures. |
Thief | (Looks down) How can I explain to you that I did not travel the world robbing it of its treasures just to turn around and hand them back to a bunch of rubes? |
Thief | (Points at Red Mage) Oh, wait. That explained it fine. |
Red Mage | Spend a small portion of you riches now and get many more riches when you're heralded as the savior of the world. |
Thief | Savior⦠|
Red Mage | People love saviors. Love 'em. |
Thief | That could work for me. |