| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 1196 | |
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| With a side helping of Tournesol | |
| The Weapon Shop | |
| Date Published | November 24th 2009 |
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The Light Warrior's quest to buy stuff fails.
Cast Appearing[]
Setting[]
- A city's weapon shop
Script[]
| Red Mage | Greetings, shopkeep! My band of hearty adventurers and I should like to purchase various and deadly weapons on this fine day. |
| Shopkeep | Then you come to the right place, you did. |
| Red Mage | Yes, I thought so too! |
| Red Mage | Now watch as I get us an amazing deal. |
| Red Mage | We'd like to buy Excalibur, the Masamune, two Laevateinns, and, hmm, Durandul please. |
| Shopkeep | Mate, I don't know what manner'a smiffy you're used to, but this here establishment don't parly in mythic items straight from the hoardy mists of legend. |
| Red Mage | We'll take a Spellslinger's Longsword and for my shady looking friends, a pair of Maurader's Knives. |
| Red Mage | Enchant the armored brute's Chainblades My technical and bad ass term for the lamentably named "Sword-Chucks" with accuracy gems. |
| Red Mage | Better put Ever-Burning Double Mega Vorpal Enhancements on the lot. |
| Red Mage | We'll make heads roll. And burst into flames. From across the street. |
| Shopkeep | Look, mate. I don't need this. There's real work what needs seeing to. Now, we've got both kinds of weapons here. |
| Shopkeep | Swords and axes. |
| Silence… | |
| Red Mage | I should have known this was a podunk forge when there weren't any Mithril Automaton Servants. |