| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 1197 | |
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| I think he stole Thief's Super Ultra Fine Print | |
| Magic Shop | |
| Date Published | November 28th 2009 |
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The Light Warrior's quest to buy stuff fails. Again…
Cast Appearing[]
- Thief
- Red Mage Statscowski
- Black Mage Evilwizardington
- Fighter McWarrior
- A magic seller
Setting[]
- A city's weapon shop
Script[]
| Red Mage | And then put ever-burning double Mega Vorpal enhancements on the lot. |
| Magic Seller | Oh, a fine choice, sir, a fine choice. |
| Red Mage | So…you've got all that in stock. |
| Magic Seller | Oh my, yes. I'll have to do the enchantments of course. |
| Red Mage | Well, of course. |
| Magic Seller | Which must make you ask why a wizard powerful enough to impart those incredible magical effects would spend his final days in a dank shop. |
| Red Mage | Not really. |
| Thief | Don't care. |
| Black Mage | Hate you, hate you, hate you. |
| Fighter | It's not dank in here. |
| Magic Seller | I suppose to truly understand my choice you'd need an encyclopedic knowledge of my entire life. So, let's begin. |
| Red Mage | Uh, sir? We don't have time for this, actually. |
| Magic Seller | Oh, but you do. Enhancing all those weapons will take me seven weeks or so. |
| Red Mage | Seven weeks? |
| Magic Seller | Seven weeks. And also three years. |
| Red Mage | What?! |
| Magic Seller | Refining two accuracy gems alone will take several months. And Mega Vorpal enhancement, well those things don't grow on trees, y'know. |
| Magic Seller | Though I wish they did sometimes! Then again, I'd be out of a job, so life is a balance. |
| Red Mage | We already left, you old buzzard! |