|I think he stole Thief's Super Ultra Fine Print|
|Date Published||November 28th 2009|
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The Light Warrior's quest to buy stuff fails. Again…
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Setting[edit | edit source]
- A city's weapon shop
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|Red Mage||And then put ever-burning double Mega Vorpal enhancements on the lot.|
|Magic Seller||Oh, a fine choice, sir, a fine choice.|
|Red Mage||So…you've got all that in stock.|
|Magic Seller||Oh my, yes. I'll have to do the enchantments of course.|
|Red Mage||Well, of course.|
|Magic Seller||Which must make you ask why a wizard powerful enough to impart those incredible magical effects would spend his final days in a dank shop.|
|Red Mage||Not really.|
|Black Mage||Hate you, hate you, hate you.|
|Fighter||It's not dank in here.|
|Magic Seller||I suppose to truly understand my choice you'd need an encyclopedic knowledge of my entire life. So, let's begin.|
|Red Mage||Uh, sir? We don't have time for this, actually.|
|Magic Seller||Oh, but you do.|
Enhancing all those weapons will take me seven weeks or so.
|Red Mage||Seven weeks?|
|Magic Seller||Seven weeks.|
And also three years.
|Magic Seller||Refining two accuracy gems alone will take several months.|
And Mega Vorpal enhancement, well those things don't grow on trees, y'know.
|Magic Seller||Though I wish they did sometimes!|
Then again, I'd be out of a job, so life is a balance.
|Red Mage||We already left, you old buzzard!|
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