Black Mage shows the nitwits how it's done.
Cast Appearing[]
Setting[]
- The city
- A dark, musty magic shop
Script[]
| Black Mage |
Outta the way, brainiac. Watch as a real wizard schools you in the fine art of acquiring power.
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| Red Mage |
But I am a real wizard.
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| Black Mage |
Real shitty.
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| Black Mage |
(writing it on his list of jokes) Oh yeah, that one's getting written down. Like, big time.
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| Black Mage |
Oh, don't look at me like that.
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| Black Mage |
Whatevs. My wit is simply wasted on you chumps.
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| Black Mage |
Now: Observe and die.
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| Inside a dark library of a magic shop...
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| Black Mage |
Okay. Dark, musty, vaguely unpleasant odor. Lookin' good, magic shop.
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| Black Mage |
Hello, my good--Oh what the hell is this we just got away from you.
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| Magic Seller |
Ha! I'm an immensely powerful wizard, I can run many more than a single shop!
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| Black Mage |
How many?
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| Magic Seller |
This one.
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| Black Mage |
(leaving) Okay, we're done here.
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| Magic Seller |
But I have a wide selection of spells for sale.
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| Black Mage |
(eyeing him) Doom spells?
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| Magic Seller |
Certainly. We've got light doom, greater doom. All the dooms of the rainbow!
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