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Episode 119 | |
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Sara needs a shave | |
I Drew it Myself | |
Date Published | Monday, February 18th, 2002 |
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Garland has a lot of explaining to do.
Cast Appearing[]
- Garland
- "Evil" Princess Sara
- Thief
- Red Mage Statscowski
- Fighter McWarrior
- Black Mage Evilwizardington
Setting[]
- Temple of Fiends - Dungeon
Script[]
Garland hands the real speech to Sara. | |
Garland | See? Considering what I had to work with, I'd say I did an excellent job. |
Sara | (reading the speech) Yes. An excellent job. |
The real speech reads:-
Villainy Instructions
Below the script is a drawing of Sara with a moustache and big eyebrows drawn on her. The word Dur! is written just to the left of her. A small signature saying "By Impo Impicasso" is there also. | |
Sara | Would you mind explaining this? |
Sara hands the speech back to Garland. | |
Garland | (reading the speech) B-but but I... this, this isn't. How?! |
Sara | Needless to say, you will be punished in a severe and blood-curdling manner, and I mean that literally. |
Garland | I don't get it! This wasn't here before! It was a death threat directed at me! |
Sara | But your punishment will have to wait until we dispatch these "heroes". |
Garland | It's impossible! What could've happened to that pap--
That laughter! It--it can't be! But it is! |
Garland runs out of the dungeon screaming. | |
Garland | YEEEEARGHBLBLBLBLBLE!!! |
Sara | (To Light Warriors) I'll be back with your doom in just a moment. |
Sara leaves the dungeon. | |
Black Mage | 'Kay |