|Well, if this was Final Fantasy II, you'd have a 5% chance of gaining 5 HP!|
|The Thing About Wizards Is…|
|Date Published||December 8th, 2009|
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Black Mage and the shopkeep tire of talking.
- A dark, musty magic shop
|Black Mage||Shouldn't I get some kinda discount on these spells?|
|Black Mage||It's in your best intrests that I get them, y'know.|
My use of those spells will stop you from getting killed by a dreadful monster.
|Black Mage||From outside our reality|
|Magic Seller||These are the prices and like a fence or a short hedge, there is nothing you can do to get around that.|
|Black Mage||Oh, there is something I can do.|
|Cut to outside, where Black Mage is covered in soot.|
|Black Mage||What I learned today is that really old wizards don't get that way by being easy to kill.|
|Thief||So, you didn't get any spells?|
|Black Mage||In the sense that getting stabbed gives you a blade, man, I got spells.|
I trust Tweedledum and Tweedleugly are done wasting our time?
|Thief||Shhh, it doesn't matter.|
|Thief||Let's take a walk on the Thief side.|