| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 1201 | |
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| Well, if this was Final Fantasy II, you'd have a 5% chance of gaining 5 HP! | |
| The Thing About Wizards Is… | |
| Date Published | December 8th, 2009 |
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Black Mage and the shopkeep tire of talking.
Cast Appearing[]
- Black Mage Evilwizardington
- Fighter McWarrior
- Thief
- Red Mage Statscowski
- The magic seller
Setting[]
- A dark, musty magic shop
- Outside
Script[]
| Black Mage | Shouldn't I get some kinda discount on these spells? |
| Black Mage | It's in your best intrests that I get them, y'know. My use of those spells will stop you from getting killed by a dreadful monster. |
| Black Mage | From outside our reality |
| Magic Seller | These are the prices and like a fence or a short hedge, there is nothing you can do to get around that. |
| Black Mage | Oh, there is something I can do. |
| Cut to outside, where Black Mage is covered in soot. | |
| Black Mage | What I learned today is that really old wizards don't get that way by being easy to kill. |
| Thief | So, you didn't get any spells? |
| Black Mage | In the sense that getting stabbed gives you a blade, man, I got spells. |
| Thief | Okay. I trust Tweedledum and Tweedleugly are done wasting our time? |
| Red Mage | Which-- |
| Thief | Shhh, it doesn't matter. |
| Thief | Let's take a walk on the Thief side. |