| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 1202 | |
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| Seems like the Real Light Warriors are all fluff | |
| So, that’s where they’ve been. | |
| Date Published | December 10th, 2009 |
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More people are exploited!
Cast Appearing[]
Setting[]
- A city
Script[]
| Ninja | What a harrowing adventure we had. |
| Red Wizard | We fell through to the outer planes where we consequently saved the enitre multiverse from being split asunder by a super-intelligent rift in time. |
| White Mage | Yet none here so much as suspect their lives were in danger of any kind. |
| Warrior | Or that we saved them from certain death. |
| Red Wizard | That is the hero's lot in life. Ours is not a path to glory, but a path of sacrifice so others may not have to. |
| Red Wizard | (All of the Real Light Warriors pull out various weapons) Also it's a path littered obscenely powerful artifacts woven from the very tapestry of creation! |
| Warrior | And now we shall use those weapons to forge an era of peace and order! |
| Warrior | You there, citizen! What dire threats be there to our kingdom? |
| Thief | (Wearing a ridiculous drag outfit) Oh, it's terrible, just terrible! |
| Thief | This band of thieves steals everything you own and then uses amnesia dust on you so have no idea what happened! |
| Ninja | Shock! |
| Warrior | Dismay! |
| Five minutes later… | |
| Thief | (While the Light Warriors carry away the weapons) And that's how you get it done. |
| Red Mage | Think we used too much? |
| Black Mage | No such thing. |
| Warrior | Let us begin our grand adventure! Barry, you had everyone's weapons. |