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Episode 1203 | |
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Fighter is apparently compensating for his roughly six lines over the past 500 comics | |
Maligned | |
Date Published | December 12th, 2009 |
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The Light Warriors confront the weapons of pain.
Cast Appearing[]
Setting[]
- A city
Script[]
Red Mage | (While holding the weapons) Okay, let's divy up some mega loot. |
Red Mage | Quick question. Why do my hands feel like they're burning as if seared by the light of an angry and righteous god? |
Thief | (Taking a dagger) Oh, quit being a fruit and give me a dagger. Ahh! |
Thief | I think the idiot celestial who made this thing forgot that handles aren't made out of pain. |
Black Mage | Shut up and gimme. I'm moving on up to axe murdern' people. |
Black Mage takes the axe and bursts into fire | |
Black Mage | I appear to have come aflame. |
Fighter | (While holding the sword) Are you guys okay? |
Black Mage | That sword's not hurting you, Fighter? |
Fighter | Of course not. How could it hurt me? |
Fighter | Unless it was secretly wielded by my enemies! |
Fighter | But I don't have enemies. |
Fighter | Unless secretly I do! |
Fighter | But I'm not one of them. |
Black Mage | This is gonna eat up a lot of daylight. |
Fighter | Unless secretly I am! |