| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 1203 | |
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| Fighter is apparently compensating for his roughly six lines over the past 500 comics | |
| Maligned | |
| Date Published | December 12th, 2009 |
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The Light Warriors confront the weapons of pain.
Cast Appearing[]
Setting[]
- A city
Script[]
| Red Mage | (While holding the weapons) Okay, let's divy up some mega loot. |
| Red Mage | Quick question. Why do my hands feel like they're burning as if seared by the light of an angry and righteous god? |
| Thief | (Taking a dagger) Oh, quit being a fruit and give me a dagger. Ahh! |
| Thief | I think the idiot celestial who made this thing forgot that handles aren't made out of pain. |
| Black Mage | Shut up and gimme. I'm moving on up to axe murdern' people. |
| Black Mage takes the axe and bursts into fire | |
| Black Mage | I appear to have come aflame. |
| Fighter | (While holding the sword) Are you guys okay? |
| Black Mage | That sword's not hurting you, Fighter? |
| Fighter | Of course not. How could it hurt me? |
| Fighter | Unless it was secretly wielded by my enemies! |
| Fighter | But I don't have enemies. |
| Fighter | Unless secretly I do! |
| Fighter | But I'm not one of them. |
| Black Mage | This is gonna eat up a lot of daylight. |
| Fighter | Unless secretly I am! |