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8-Bit Theater
Episode 1203
Fighter is apparently compensating for his roughly six lines over the past 500 comics
Fighter is apparently compensating for his roughly six lines over the past 500 comics
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Date Published December 12th, 2009
Previous Comic Episode 1202: So, that’s where they’ve been.
Next Comic Episode 1204: Chew On That
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The Light Warriors confront the weapons of pain.

Cast Appearing[]

Setting[]

  • A city

Script[]

Red Mage (While holding the weapons) Okay, let's divy up some mega loot.
Red Mage Quick question. Why do my hands feel like they're burning as if seared by the light of an angry and righteous god?
Thief (Taking a dagger) Oh, quit being a fruit and give me a dagger.
Ahh!
Thief I think the idiot celestial who made this thing forgot that handles aren't made out of pain.
Black Mage Shut up and gimme. I'm moving on up to axe murdern' people.
Black Mage takes the axe and bursts into fire
Black Mage I appear to have come aflame.
Fighter (While holding the sword) Are you guys okay?
Black Mage That sword's not hurting you, Fighter?
Fighter Of course not. How could it hurt me?
Fighter Unless it was secretly wielded by my enemies!
Fighter But I don't have enemies.
Fighter Unless secretly I do!
Fighter But I'm not one of them.
Black Mage This is gonna eat up a lot of daylight.
Fighter Unless secretly I am!
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