8-Bit Theater
Episode 1204
Fighter is still compensating for his roughly six lines over the past 500 comics by being smart
Fighter is still compensating for his roughly six lines over the past 500 comics by being smart
Chew On That
Date Published December 15th, 2009
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The Light Warriors learn the origin of the weapons.

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  • A city

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Thief It's obvious what's going on. There weapons are enchanted against beauty.
Red Mage As well as incredible intellect.
Black Mage Including non-imaginary intellects. Also hygiene.
Fighter Ohhhh.
Fighter My theory was that these were weapons cast in the great forge of the heavens by Smithiel himself.
Fighter But you guys must be right because weapons like that would harm evil people who try to wield them.
And we're all heroes.
Red Mage Big time.
Black Mage Smithiel? Really?
Fighter What else would his name be?
Smithiel (Cut to Smithiel) Double mint to my friends
Black Mage That…what?
Fighter 'Cause he's a big red.
Smithiel It's gum humor.
Black Mage (Makes a face) Stop using that voice!
Orbit What's his problem?
Smithiel No idea, orbit.
Fighter 'Cause of the trident, you see.
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