| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 1204 | |
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| Fighter is still compensating for his roughly six lines over the past 500 comics by being smart | |
| Chew On That | |
| Date Published | December 15th, 2009 |
| Previous Comic | Episode 1203: Maligned |
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The Light Warriors learn the origin of the weapons.
Cast Appearing[]
- Black Mage Evilwizardington
- Fighter McWarrior
- Thief
- Red Mage Statscowski
- Smithiel
- Orbit
Setting[]
- A city
Script[]
| Thief | It's obvious what's going on. There weapons are enchanted against beauty. |
| Red Mage | As well as incredible intellect. |
| Black Mage | Including non-imaginary intellects. Also hygiene. |
| Fighter | Ohhhh. |
| Fighter | My theory was that these were weapons cast in the great forge of the heavens by Smithiel himself. |
| Fighter | But you guys must be right because weapons like that would harm evil people who try to wield them. And we're all heroes. |
| Red Mage | Big time. |
| Black Mage | Smithiel? Really? |
| Fighter | What else would his name be? |
| Smithiel | (Cut to Smithiel) Double mint to my friends |
| Black Mage | That…what? |
| Fighter | 'Cause he's a big red. |
| Smithiel | It's gum humor. |
| Black Mage | (Makes a face) Stop using that voice! |
| Orbit | What's his problem? |
| Smithiel | No idea, orbit. |
| Fighter | 'Cause of the trident, you see. |