Thief and Black Mage buy…something that's not a snowcone from King Steve.
Cast Appearing[]
Setting[]
- A city, near a snow cone vendor
Script[]
| Black Mage |
Two snowcones please.
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| King Steve |
How grand!
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| Black Mage |
Aren't you the king?
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| Thief |
And isn't it your fault we were sent out into the world where everything we've done has significantly contributed to its doom?
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| King Steve |
Heavens no. I've been too busy coordinating absurd wars to do anything like that. Probably.
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| King Steve |
Now, how about those sno-cones.
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| Black Mage |
(He and Thief receive blocks of ice.) What is this?
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| King Steve |
It's no cone!
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| Thief |
It's a cube.
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| King Steve |
Oh, no. That's a common misconception. It's a stube.
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| Thief |
A what?
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| King Steve |
The seven-sided cube. I invented it.
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| Black Mage |
There are only six sides.
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| King Steve |
The seventh side is the inside.
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| Silence…
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| Thief |
He's got us there.
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Trivia[]
- "Snowcones" is spelled both as "snowcones" and as "sno-cones".
