8-Bit Theater
Episode 1206
The Light Warriors receives their snowcones snow cones sno-cones no cones
The Light Warriors receives their snowcones snow cones sno-cones no cones
The Royal Treatment
Date Published December 19th, 2009
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Thief and Black Mage buy…something that's not a snowcone from King Steve.

Cast Appearing[edit | edit source]

Setting[edit | edit source]

  • A city, near a snow cone vendor

Script[edit | edit source]

Black Mage Two snowcones please.
King Steve How grand!
Black Mage Aren't you the king?
Thief And isn't it your fault we were sent out into the world where everything we've done has significantly contributed to its doom?
King Steve Heavens no. I've been too busy coordinating absurd wars to do anything like that. Probably.
King Steve Now, how about those sno-cones.
Black Mage (He and Thief receive blocks of ice.) What is this?
King Steve It's no cone!
Thief It's a cube.
King Steve Oh, no. That's a common misconception. It's a stube.
Thief A what?
King Steve The seven-sided cube. I invented it.
Black Mage There are only six sides.
King Steve The seventh side is the inside.
Silence…
Thief He's got us there.

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • "Snowcones" is spelled both as "snowcones" and as "sno-cones".
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